my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via brokefever)

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

(via loaning)

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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NEW

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EMOJIS

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(via loaning)

nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

(via loaning)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via guy)